An amazing new seasonal feature from us here at Dirt… for a limited time only. We asked some of the greatest characters in the world of mountainbiking what they would like for Christmas. Rob Warner, the voice of a generation, kicks us off…

“I’d like a brand new body please to bolt my head onto. This one’s a mess, and it sucks cause it really limits how much I can ride these days. Just a bit worn out and I don’t want to hang up the boots just yet. If no head transplant is available then a Sunseeker yacht would do. That would be a close second. I’d just tailgate Rod Stewart around the globe for a few years, play football with him.”