Dirt Fantasy Downhill League Table.
Sorry it’s late, Shirley The Cleaner has been away at the Annual Scrubbers Convention in France, but she’s back now fully clued up on the latest mop and bucket technology (squeegies are big this year).
Anyway she has tapped all the World Cup data in to the machine and these are the scores on the fantasy doors after round three in Vallnord, Andorra.
| Rank | Score | Team Name | Manager |
| 1 | 1,597 | Vodkawasser Racing | Christian Horstmann |
| 2 | 1,529 | Chalkys Cheats | Mark Bolton |
| 3 | 1,512 | The A Team | Mike Rose |
| 4 | 1,502 | Team ‘The Go Bananas’ | Peter Roschner |
| 5 | 1,491 | RATT Tech | Nathon Sharratt |
| 6 | 1,491 | Orange Claw Hammer | Nick Lewis |
| 7 | 1,491 | Team Pants | cole0175 |
| 8 | 1,491 | crazychain racing team | Paolo Miranda |
| 9 | 1,489 | Orpheus Productions Factory Racing | Orpheus |
| 10 | 1,489 | Team Jobbie Socks | Declan Deehan |
| 11 | 1,489 | Team Tweed 09 | Dave Barker |
| 12 | 1,486 | Big Units | James Wilson |
| 13 | 1,473 | Perfect Blue | Sarah Stein |
| 14 | 1,467 | Boss Racing Team | Harald Bossmann |
| 15 | 1,466 | Times Racing | Steven Jamison |
| 16 | 1,463 | Team STRG | Adam Laidlaw |
| 17 | 1,455 | Edward Leach | |
| 18 | 1,453 | Fluffydigger Racing | Simon Holguin |
| 19 | 1,453 | Team cheese | Seb Frost |
| 20 | 1,444 | Some Chippy | Rachel Allen |
| 21 | 1,441 | Dumpys Rusty Nuts racing | Malc |
| 22 | 1,439 | FVC Racing Team | Felipe Vasquez C |
| 23 | 1,436 | Team decidela | Stephane Clavel |
| 24 | 1,436 | O’Briens Scruff Gang | Glyn O’Brien |
| 25 | 1,436 | Braaplesauce | Will Collins |
| 26 | 1,436 | 654 Racers | Sue Hastings |
| 27 | 1,423 | You’ll Drink Bitter and Like it | Rhodri Morris |
| 28 | 1,423 | Sbike Racing Team | Alejandro Guzman |
| 29 | 1,421 | 1066 Racing | campbellh@tiscali |
| 30 | 1,419 | Team Bean | Carl John |
| 31 | 1,419 | Raw Star Racing | Neil Robertson |
| 32 | 1,414 | High Octane | Devin Chadbourn |
| 33 | 1,400 | Elsass Power Racing | Clementz jerome |
| 34 | 1,400 | Farry’s Fast and Fabulous Four | Laurence Farrington |
| 35 | 1,398 | Rob Parkin Factory racing | Rob (Orpheus) |
| 36 | 1,398 | Fishy Kippers | Joe McEwan |
| 37 | 1,369 | Team ‘Who Farted?’ | David Cracknell |
| 38 | 1,364 | Team Wikid Stix | Tom Rodd |
| 39 | 1,362 | Cog and Tickle | James Wilson |
| 40 | 1,362 | Muckletoon Race Team | Bellmar4@aol |
| 41 | 1,350 | Team Spunk Bucket | Jamie Cooper |
| 42 | 1,350 | My dream teamo of 4 riders | Sergio Uribe |
| 43 | 1,350 | Silley Team | Cristian Jaime |
| 44 | 1,346 | Undercover Monkey Patrol | Dom Walsh |
| 45 | 1,345 | CapoutaBike Team | Egil Silva |
| 46 | 1,345 | Dirtbusters | Merv Hill |
| 47 | 1,344 | hold it wide and let her slide | Benji Whitehead |
| 48 | 1,344 | The Flam’racer Team | Pauline Dieffenthaler |
| 49 | 1,341 | Straight to your Face Racing | J.F |
| 50 | 1,339 | Plums | Phil |
| 51 | 1,339 | Cool Runnings | Tim Breeze |
| 52 | 1,331 | Downhillbillies | David Cracknell |
| 53 | 1,328 | The wise injured weasel don’t work | Dr Mong |
| 54 | 1,326 | Team Crash & Burn | Neil Braithwaite |
| 55 | 1,326 | Dad’s Army | Jonathan Booth |
| 56 | 1,326 | Team M@ | Matt Addison |
| 57 | 1,319 | Alternativ’canal | J Lombard |
| 58 | 1,310 | Beano racing | designs 4 signs |
| 59 | 1,305 | Flugschule | Jannik Siggemann |
| 60 | 1,303 | Team Ro_CKii drop DH | Ian Ravey |
| 61 | 1,303 | Brix Speed Demons | Ben Rix |
| 62 | 1,303 | The Flying Bandicoots | Dan Wells |
| 63 | 1,303 | Graeme Cochrane | |
| 64 | 1,303 | Team Awesome o | Orrin McDonnell |
| 65 | 1,300 | Lee’s Crash Bandicoots | Lee Mellor |
| 66 | 1,296 | Team Shiny Helmet | SCMP |
| 67 | 1,287 | Dave Parsons’ Solid mid table performers | David Parsons |
| 68 | 1,273 | Team Average | Kelvin Rosier |
| 69 | 1,273 | Team Plank | Frankie Hobbins |
| 70 | 1,271 | Rudedog Racing | Jez George |
| 71 | 1,269 | The Rockin Slammers | Sam Dale |
| 72 | 1,261 | Red Stripe Belgrade | Brendon Cook |
| 73 | 1,255 | ifiwincanihaveanewbike | Chris Mumford |
| 74 | 1,253 | Bradipomissile | Alex |
| 75 | 1,253 | Da Rob Massive | Rob Adam |
| 76 | 1,252 | Andrewsallstars | Andrew@yetifan |
| 77 | 1,252 | Team Ska Todd | Todd Seplavy |
| 78 | 1,250 | Destrezza Racing Team | C Matteo |
| 79 | 1,250 | Team Second Time | Adam Laidlaw |
| 80 | 1,250 | Team Noodle | Nikki Guilmoto |
| 81 | 1,250 | Value Pack | Tom Wilson |
| 82 | 1,250 | mmouse team | Mirijam Kozorog |
| 83 | 1,250 | Montenbaik Team | Eduardo de Solminihac |
| 84 | 1,250 | Sunny Jim | Scott Winslow |
| 85 | 1,248 | Colo Colo Team | sore_wrist |
| 86 | 1,248 | Javan | |
| 87 | 1,248 | Team Mostly Pomme | Jack Malone |
| 88 | 1,246 | i-cycles-dh | Steven Deas |
| 89 | 1,233 | Gits and Shiggles | Gary Duffett |
| 90 | 1,231 | mau461ita | Corsini Maurizio |
| 91 | 1,227 | NED | Sarah Carter |
| 92 | 1,224 | Last down pays for the beers | Darren Foster |
| 93 | 1,223 | Smooth Racing | Jason Clarke |
| 94 | 1,212 | Prestige Worldwide | Matt Patterson |
| 95 | 1,212 | Wee Jock McSporrin’s Lads | Aaron fernandez |
| 96 | 1,206 | Team lazy racing | Chris Lazenby |
| 97 | 1,205 | Foon’s Flying Circus | Nicolas Gaiffe |
| 98 | 1,202 | vickys downhilling bicyclists posse team | Vicky Williams |
| 99 | 1,200 | Sugar and Spice | Samantha Metcalfe |
| 100 | 1,198 | Dog Egg Rovers | Jack Stephens |
| 101 | 1,198 | Mystery Men | Jon Gatiss-Wild |
| 102 | 1,198 | Pull Us a Wheelie Man | Alex Tague |
| 103 | 1,198 | Team Darkness | Luke Helliwell |
| 104 | 1,198 | Don Team | Mikko Leinonen |
| 105 | 1,196 | Josh Hill Racing | Smith Smith |
| 106 | 1,195 | Team RC93 | Wolfgang Imdahl |
| 107 | 1,194 | Campbells Crocks | Campbell Thomson |
| 108 | 1,193 | Time Bikecleaner | Phil Moorhouse |
| 109 | 1,193 | DH Alltheway | Craig Cottrill |
| 110 | 1,188 | spandexloversanonymous | Oliver Crabb |
| 111 | 1,188 | Powermutant | Bryan Smith |
| 112 | 1,186 | Factory Rowdies | Jon Vincent |
| 113 | 1,186 | three dudes, one chick | Seb Kemp |
| 114 | 1,186 | Tornado Monkey | Eric Mellencamp |
| 115 | 1,185 | Shirley’s Wheels | David Jaquin |
| 116 | 1,184 | Shauns Pinners | Shaun McGrath |
| 117 | 1,184 | Muffalo Soldiers | David Merryweather |
| 118 | 1,183 | You and Me Racing | Naomi Williamson |
| 119 | 1,183 | MaNeCo Team | Fancisco Javier Gonzalez Reyes |
| 120 | 1,181 | White Lightning | Ian White |
| 121 | 1,181 | Team Stardreck | Arthur Fischer |
| 122 | 1,179 | High Rollers | Dave Jackson |
| 123 | 1,178 | James Kinsella | |
| 124 | 1,174 | Mingee Minges Downhill deathsquad | Richard Minshull |
| 125 | 1,170 | Lanzi’s Luddite Racing Retards | Scott Lanzi |
| 126 | 1,158 | Filthy Foursome | Malcolm Mathie |
| 127 | 1,157 | Rimsmash FactoryPro Team | Adrian Bedford |
| 128 | 1,156 | So Rad | Tavis Capewell |
| 129 | 1,153 | Little Legs McKenny | Darrin McKenny |
| 130 | 1,146 | Mornington Crescent All Stars | Oliver Hodgson |
| 131 | 1,140 | Northway Nasties DH Team | Chris Breeze |
| 132 | 1,139 | Gabe’s Gems | Gabe Fox |
| 133 | 1,138 | Justice League | Colin Daw |
| 134 | 1,137 | Team Upliftdownhill | Dan esmond |
| 135 | 1,136 | sweet sickly drink, we don’t actually drink – pro team | Iain Watts |
| 136 | 1,132 | Monster Munch | Marty McGuigan |
| 137 | 1,130 | Bicycle Race – Downhill Team | Andrea Alessandrini |
| 138 | 1,130 | Team MATS | Matthew Dewey |
| 139 | 1,128 | Kisma 888 Darling | Kisma |
| 140 | 1,126 | Team Godpseed | Aaron Neumann |
| 141 | 1,126 | Cycleinn Racing | Darren Cox |
| 142 | 1,124 | Simpson Syndicate | John Simpson |
| 143 | 1,124 | Simpson Syndicate | John Simpson |
| 144 | 1,123 | The BPR | Paul Chambers |
| 145 | 1,123 | Neil K team: santa-evil-la-cr | Neil Kennedy |
| 146 | 1,122 | Team Wolfbag | Andrew Finlayson |
| 147 | 1,120 | Team 09 Ballers | James Hughes |
| 148 | 1,116 | STGHS Racing | Lars Steeghs |
| 149 | 1,116 | STGHS Racing | lars Steeghs |
| 150 | 1,111 | Red Ember DH Racing | Andy Luxton |
| 151 | 1,111 | Danimal’s Dunces | Dant@ticket2ridebc |
| 152 | 1,108 | Team w.y.s.i.w.y.g | Craig Vince |
| 153 | 1,108 | Zeronine | Andy heaton |
| 154 | 1,106 | Shirley’s Shredders | Andrew Taylor |
| 155 | 1,106 | Racer Snob | Pip Trenholme |
| 156 | 1,104 | No route No Ride | Ben Brand |
| 157 | 1,099 | Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog’s dead | Dee Jones |
| 158 | 1,095 | Team Asparagus | Adam Lister |
| 159 | 1,095 | Powered by Ste Menjin | Mark Cordall |
| 160 | 1,095 | Murvaset Kanat | Petteri Juola |
| 161 | 1,095 | Adrian’s Team | Adrian Loo |
| 162 | 1,094 | Sam, Nico, Dave and Tracy | Andrew Allen |
| 163 | 1,094 | Cesco’s DH Team | Francesco Romeo |
| 164 | 1,094 | Delta V Racing | Aaron McVay |
| 165 | 1,093 | Burro’s Bombers | James Mumford |
| 166 | 1,093 | Team Gaylord | Peter Dijk |
| 167 | 1,093 | EvilCruzingOranges | Peter Stokes |
| 168 | 1,093 | Team Fra-gy | Fraser dales |
| 169 | 1,092 | Cornwall Freeriders | Paul Blackburn |
| 170 | 1,091 | Boot’s Basketcases | Liam Baxter |
| 171 | 1,091 | Foon’s Magic Circus (for real) | Nicolas Gaiffe |
| 172 | 1,089 | Haychiebabes Racing | Heather James |
| 173 | 1,087 | CJG Racing Team | Jono Chruch |
| 174 | 1,087 | Team Mixed Nuts | Leigh Taylor |
| 175 | 1,087 | Fatcatz | Adam Joell |
| 176 | 1,084 | Muckletoon Hackers | Bellmar4 |
| 177 | 1,083 | Big Test Icicles | Paul Davis |
| 178 | 1,083 | Dart Place dementors | Tristan O’Callaghan |
| 179 | 1,083 | Dreaming, scheming, ulitmate winning machining team | Stefan Kears |
| 180 | 1,082 | Ladytoys | Paul Kaye |
| 181 | 1,082 | Jamie’s Shy Teds | Jamie Bishop |
| 182 | 1,081 | Pip’s Awesome Team of Awesome Riders (PATAR) | Philip Carters |
| 183 | 1,081 | Barton-hill-bob’s team | Chris Leng |
| 184 | 1,081 | Pen 15 | Smith Smith |
| 185 | 1,081 | Team Toke | Michael Houston |
| 186 | 1,081 | Times Racing | Steven Jamison |
| 187 | 1,080 | AssassiN | Victor Rodriguez |
| 188 | 1,078 | Team Ball Bags | Mark Bourgaize and Dan Owen |
| 189 | 1,078 | Campeones | Bogdan Gabriel |
| 190 | 1,076 | Team Skye | Dugaldross |
| 191 | 1,076 | The Hub Factory Team | James Roberts |
| 192 | 1,076 | Break for the Borders | Paul Gardner |
| 193 | 1,075 | Apple and Blackcurrent | Steve Peat |
| 194 | 1,075 | Fearless Fenn’s | Stephen fenn |
| 195 | 1,075 | Team 2 | Andrew Dyke |
| 196 | 1,075 | Team SCUD | Alistair Waley |
| 197 | 1,074 | Dirt Bags | Alex MacDonald |
| 198 | 1,071 | Carpe Diem | Mark Nicholl |
| 199 | 1,070 | Banzai | Jon Moore |
| 200 | 1,070 | Team chunky | Owen Atkinson-Jones |
| 201 | 1,070 | Rippers Inc. 09 DH Team | Francois Forcellino |
| 202 | 1,070 | Eindhoven Rockcity Racing | Lars Steeghs |
| 203 | 1,069 | Geo’s f*****’ crew | Geoffroy |
| 204 | 1,069 | Wanaka’s White Paws | Scott Cremin |
| 205 | 1,068 | Team World Downfall | Calvin Robertshaw |
| 206 | 1,067 | Wiggins DH | Andrew Wiggins |
| 207 | 1,066 | Jacksonburger DH | Jack Stephens |
| 208 | 1,064 | Ruthless and Toothless | Shaun Lockie |
| 209 | 1,063 | Jaime Araya Mora | |
| 210 | 1,060 | Optimal Training | Stephane Girard |
| 211 | 1,059 | Tom Hale’s Team | Tom Hale |
| 212 | 1,058 | Lonsdale Racing | Ant Lonsdale |
| 213 | 1,057 | FIRST Team | Benoir Porier |
| 214 | 1,056 | Factory Trek | Sam Herd |
| 215 | 1,056 | Heaven 17 | Mat Pidgeon |
| 216 | 1,053 | Spitnerear | George Broom |
| 217 | 1,053 | George’s Super Chargers | george Broom |
| 218 | 1,053 | I’mgoingtobeatcolinwilliams.com | Kerry Wrigglesworth |
| 219 | 1,052 | Toxic Waste Racing | Matt Padula |
| 220 | 1,048 | Brit Finish | Fel Bibbster |
| 221 | 1,045 | Hutch Racing | Ludvig Roos |
| 222 | 1,045 | C.F. | Andy Lea |
| 223 | 1,044 | The fast People | Callum Buchan |
| 224 | 1,041 | Wind em up and watch em Go | Richard Abraham |
| 225 | 1,040 | Adam Thomas Factory Racing Underdogs | Adam Thomas |
| 226 | 1,039 | Tallywacker Racing | Mark Parkinson |
| 227 | 1,039 | Jiggaman DH | Jon Bailey |
| 228 | 1,038 | Am I too late to enter? | Shane O’Callaghan |
| 229 | 1,034 | The downhill team for kids who can’t read good. And want to do other stuff good too. | Brad King |
| 230 | 1,032 | Poach-Pound-Represent Racing | Vic S |
| 231 | 1,032 | The World Sauce Team | Olivier Nicole |
| 232 | 1,032 | Team 5 | Andrew Dyke |
| 233 | 1,032 | Moustache Mulisha | Tom Hey |
| 234 | 1,031 | The Pirates | Tim Royle |
| 235 | 1,030 | Arrivederci, HY | Luis A |
| 236 | 1,030 | Santa Yeti Horse | Matt Holt |
| 237 | 1,028 | West Country Warriors | Ed Robinson |
| 238 | 1,028 | Dels Dazzling Downhillers | Dan Lockwood |
| 239 | 1,027 | Skin Deep Racing | Craig Hughes |
| 240 | 1,027 | Team Spokey Dokey | Tom Duncan |
| 241 | 1,026 | Reid it and weep | Andrew gardiner |
| 242 | 1,025 | Turtle Heads | Martin Hodgson |
| 243 | 1,025 | Masterplan DH | Simone Niccioli |
| 244 | 1,024 | Matt’s Thundercats | Matt Otway |
| 245 | 1,022 | ChrisBaddickWillTakeOvertheWorld | Neven SteinMetz |
| 246 | 1,020 | >>>100<<< | Stacy Kohut |
| 247 | 1,020 | Tuscanian Heroes | infolev |
| 248 | 1,018 | Comerrumpas racing team | Paolo Rivera |
| 249 | 1,017 | Jeff’s Wild Ride | Jeff Cocking |
| 250 | 1,016 | min-gwin-rat-macc-fart special | Josh Braceland |
| 251 | 1,015 | Fionn C.T. | FCT Racing |
| 252 | 1,013 | Dereks Destroyers | Derek |
| 253 | 1,012 | Phantom Downhill | Mark Kerr |
| 254 | 1,012 | Kiwi Season Racing | James Fagan |
| 255 | 1,012 | team Jimbo | James Allan |
| 256 | 1,011 | Peaty for World Champ | Pete Adams |
| 257 | 1,011 | Wrappo’s Rappers | Dom Wrapson |
| 258 | 1,008 | Born To Win | Henry (Enrico Guizzardi) |
| 259 | 1,008 | Ah…the internet! | Ben Gordon |
| 260 | 1,008 | arnaud blondel fast as light | Arnaud Blondel |
| 261 | 1,008 | Rockies Racers | M. Milward |
| 262 | 1,008 | Ride & Conquer | Thomas Lecompte |
| 263 | 1,008 | The Wooden Spoon | Adam Taylor |
| 264 | 1,007 | LEPUS Lepori | Alessandro Lepori |
| 265 | 1,005 | Clubman Class Racing | James Rennie |
| 266 | 1,000 | Team Konacrasher | Tim Halstead |
| 267 | 1,000 | Team Bailey | Matt Bailey |
| 268 | 1,000 | Pinning It Uphill | Lewis Collins |
| 269 | 999 | G1ANT | Antony Renouf |
| 270 | 999 | Desperados | D Hennessy |
| 271 | 999 | Plantita DH Team | Nicolas Jubera |
| 272 | 998 | Rebel Racing | Chris Kellett |
| 273 | 998 | Fast As Hell Fantasy Team 🙂 | Bernat Manzano |
| 274 | 998 | The Warranty Bin Raiders Development Squad | Chris walker |
| 275 | 996 | You Never Know | Robert Howson |
| 276 | 992 | Staffs QT Cartel | Stafford Whittfield |
| 277 | 992 | Matt’s Orange Gringo | Matt Otway |
| 278 | 992 | Benny Scrubs Speeding Heroes | Ben Allen |
| 279 | 992 | Team Rock Garden | Stuart Harding |
| 280 | 992 | Team Rock Garden | Stuart Harding |
| 281 | 991 | Kmaradery Racing Team | Guihelm Nicole |
| 282 | 988 | Peachy Racing | Aurelie Renouf |
| 283 | 987 | Chocolate Toast | Martin Potter |
| 284 | 986 | Stab in the Dark | Myles Stevens |
| 285 | 986 | The Jonny Rottens | Jon Gregory |
| 286 | 986 | JennyWroeAllstars | Paul MacFarlane |
| 287 | 986 | Full Throttle AllStars | Keith Walton |
| 288 | 985 | Team Rocky Road | Michael Popp |
| 289 | 984 | Team Sideways | Dale Sund |
| 290 | 984 | Billy’s Nuts | Mike Kean |
| 291 | 984 | Team Booze Cruise | Kris Read |
| 292 | 984 | Patricio Soto Covarrubias | |
| 293 | 984 | Cick and Closh aka Defo The Winners | Grant Robinson |
| 294 | 984 | The Sideway’s Saucer’s | Peter G |
| 295 | 982 | Team Geronimo | Michael Buell |
| 296 | 981 | Luddys Frog Eaters | Ludvig Roos |
| 297 | 980 | Team KL Racing | Marcus Bell |
| 298 | 980 | Team Flowbike / Morewood | Travis Browning |
| 299 | 980 | Monsterbull/Ironcruz | Craig Scott |
Dirt Fantasy Downhill league table
