I was just sat here this morning and happened to notice an old spade lent on the wall next to me, its been there months, shame really it should be outside being put to good use. Here’s a few other things.
Digging is what its all about
Doughnuts are the fuel that keep the Dirt machine running
We weigh ourselves after each packet of doughnuts
We don’t get out of bed unless theres a crate of Champers waiting for us, darling
The office run around