Big Mike is back from his jolly out East, he wafted into the office this morning in a colourful kimono before sitting down cross legged on the floor demanding a pot of tea and some sushi.
We said “you’ll get your tea, but first hand over our presents”

This is what he brought.

First up were some ‘sweets’. Think otters testicles and you won’t be far wrong.

These otters balls melt in your mouth not in your hand.

The next present was a set of these very practical handle bar mufflers. You simply slip them on your downhill bike and bingo, you can ride in the wet and mud with out getting cold or dirty hands.

These are going to be the must have product of 2008.

This roughly translates to ” ….please only ride in this area if you have a large padded seat…”

mountain bike