Nuts. Metric, imperial, organic or psychological. They’re all here in todays Frandoms!

More bike races should have a Trad Jazz Sextet category. They’re entertainer-ing.

Carbon fibre? Meh. Wood is where it’s at.(Though you do have to watch out for dry rot.)

A hydroplaning jet ski hucks a wet one.

This is a bit nuts…

…though not as nuts as this fella.

What’s got two arms, one wheel and flies? A wheel barrow full of horse manure. I’ll get my coat.

There must be an arse wipe app available surely?

After reading this while at his local garage…

…Robert Eggers went back to his shed and made this. A 1998 Cadillac bike.

Ever wondered how King Arthur coped with unexpected extra guests at his fondue parties?

Photoman Vic Lucas reckons:

Black smoke = no new pope
White smoke = new pope
Blue smoke = 2-stroke
Red smoke = meth lab

Maybe he’s irate because he’s chained to a rail?

Whatever, he’s not as irate as this Chinese official at the airport. Skip to the 1.21 point to see him loop the loop.

Ahhh, we haven’t had any 1980s poodle haired rock for a while. Here’s Sheffield NWOBHM stars Def Leppard with a song that was inspired after a visit to Billy Smarts circus.

Have a good weekend you lot!

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