Todays randoms begin with some coarse language that some of you might be offended by. For that reason I have encased the video in a protective wall of goats. Hope that helps.

A vivid commentary on the modern world and current events through the medium of the C word and aggresive cockney punk. This one goes out especially for Dirt’s very own tea boy, Ali Todd, whose birthday it is today. He just loves the ‘C’ word, and now he’s 18 he can use it all the time.

It’s safe to carry on now!

Dubstep Walrus. Oh yeah!

(For the Lite version of randoms you can stop now. For the All You Can Eat Buffet, carry on)

The new OKeKokey.

Sweet!

Insert some joke about Wayne “Raleigh” Rooney being two tired or something.

Amazing backyard rollercoaster! The neighbours have a log flume though.

Persistent pooch.

Some pretty inspiring “old farts” on motobikes. It’s long, so maybe watch it instead of some telly tonight.

You snooze you lose.

Meanwhile in Russia…(skip to 0.35)

Here’s a bit of classic Creedence Clearwater Revival to finish on.

Have a good weekend folks!