We showed you this gizmo a while back.

Basically we have a machine that hovers in the sky and watches everybody that logs on to Dirtmountainbike.com and tells us where you are and what you are wearing. (Remember we did it with Mongolia a while back?)

The machine has told me that one person is viewing in Kazakhstan and is wearing flip flops and a green t shirt.

I want to find that person and hear their story.

Is that you? Do you know Borat? What is the mountainbike scene like in Kazakhstan? So many questions, get in touch and let me know.

The green bits are where Dirt fans live and the white bits need to be conquered.

The Dirt flying-spying machine in action last Tuesday.