Remember the Dirt photo exhibition ‘Snap’ in Fort William? Well we had some lovely posh banners made up to promote the event, they we’re hung on twenty foot poles outside the gallery. We thought they would be safe enough, but we hadn’t bargained on characters like Clay Porter. Apparently the light fingered film maker bribed a couple of impressionable young locals with a few free copies of Between The Tapes, and hey presto he had his souvenir.

Have you seen this man? Do not approach, he could be dangerous, he might bribe you to pinch something.

Clay Porter Between the tapes