Well yesterday was our local annual raft race, a chance for all the yokels to get pissed, float down the river and lob eggs at each other. I was on the ‘Schools out’ raft and after missing the start by half an hour we pulled it back and came through in one hour thirty one. Jonesy on the other hand was aboad the ‘Birches Bateux’ and came in dead last with a time of six hours five minutes, their crew was absolutely hammered infact one girl was rescued by the coast guard. Next year were going to do a proper Dirt raft. I’ll stick some photos up when i get them.