What it says on the tin really... only five days of this nonsense left now!

Here's what we said at the time:

Oh God. Oh Jesus. Oh my gnarliness. Prepare to wince, this one's bad.

Could this be the world's unluckiest crash? Josh Lewis was dicking around in the woods as always when he went over the bars. He took a handlebar to the crotch and ended up with 14 stitches in his junk.

Thankfully it was all filmed so we can all take a peek at his semi-severed pork sword - not a sentence we thought we'd be writing this morning! Josh Bryceland gave him a hand getting to hospital and Loosedog is on the path to recovery now.

It seems like Josh sucked it up like a champ too, he posted on Instagram: "Got pretty unlucky with this one.... 14 stitches and everythings brand new. Cheers to the boys for help getting stitched up."

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNueUsejdRs/?taken-by=loosedoglewis&hl=en

If we can learn one thing from this, it would be - KIDS, BUY YOURSELF SOME BAR ENDS!