Get prepared to hide behind your bike bag as something scarier than night ride near a dogging spot has come to the silver screen.

No, this isn't just one of those 'terrifying' Halloween edits that gets pumped out every year, but a full, feature length, B-movie horror. About mountain biking. Seriously.

A quick warning, there's a very brief flash of nudity in the trailer so it's probably best not to watch it at work.

Drawstring bags aren't enduro bro...
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Downhill is about "biking star, Joe", who agrees to race for one last time in Chile. On a training ride, he and his girlfriend "stumble upon an injured man, close to death and suffering from a mysterious virus.

"That's the start of a very bad day for them as they become the target of relentless killers ready to do anything to keep their secret to go out of the mountains." We wonder how that one ends...

How can you resist?
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When tubeless goes wrong
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The film currently sits at 3.9 on IMDB and is apparently similar to Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies so don't expect too much. However you can rent it on YouTube for £3.49 if you can stomach it.

Standard World Cup after party
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