The cowbell is ubiquitous in mountain biking thanks to the herds of cattle that line Alpine trails. Normally they are kept away from bikers by fences or wire, but this rider got a little too close to comfort to one calf. As he skims down the trail, the cow jumps out in front of him and he gets absolutely creamed.

He seems pretty pissed off at the cow but is he just milking it? The IMBA trail rules state that you should "give animals enough room and time to adjust to you". It looks like this guy learned the hard way that some rules shouldn't be broken, but we're sure he won't be making that mis-steak again.