Je voudrais manger des épinards
Vincent Schneuwly is French as is the intro to this video by Romain Willerval. Thankfully I am fluent and here's a translation:
"Hi, this is me, Vincent. I was once very small, now I'm big, very big but I've always worn rad red shoes on my massive plates of meat. I noticed French birds loving my stabiliser skills so I rode more and more until I got my Swagger back"
He certainly did just that and absolutely kills this spot.