Hoots Mon! It's the feast day of Saint Andrew today, so here's feast of Randomness that may or may not include anything Scottish!

Bagpipes and a kilt ticks the box for a St Andrew's Day video, the addition of Darth Vadar and a uni-cycle makes it comedy gold.

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Think I saw her in the pub last night.

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Good grip.

It's an oldie but I still love Monkey versus Robot!

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Sticky slippers.

Some weird anamorphic projections and a cat that's not.

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Evolution according to Peter Stringfellow.

Insomnia by Faithless remixed by a homeless dude playing the spoons. He's a star.

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Talking about teeth, did you hear about the Buddhist who declined an anaesthetic at the dentists? Yes, he wanted to transcend-dental-medication! Ah, it's the way I tell them.

Arachnophobes might want to look away now!

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Goats are mad for it.

Blimey, those National Geographic fellas go to some lengths for a photo of a bird.

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Lolz, OMG!

Two types of bass playing for you here. First a Robot playing Hysteria by Muse...

...and my all time hero fav, the late Cliff Burton tearing into Anesthesia on his Rickenbacker in 1983. I get a bit misty eyed every time I watch this. Simply awesome.

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Sofa so good.

Let's end with some foot stomping, sing along 500 Mile tunage from glasses wearing Scottish songwriters The Proclaimers.

Have a good weekend folks!

xxx