For Sale: The Dazzler Express

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For Sale: The Dazzler Express

Yes that’s right folks, the one and only mega party bus is up for sale.

Reluctantly the Monmouth boys have to say good bye to the cosmic dream machine and put her up for sale.

This is your chance for you and your mates to own a purpose built bike-friendly party bus and zoom off into the distance on the trip of a lifetime.

The Express would ideally suit someone by the name of “Dazzler” or “Bazzler” or “Wazzler” but you could either change your name by deedpoll or buy just by a tin of emulsion and paint your own name on the side instead.

The Dazzler Express in the Alps
Happy Passengers


Engine: Volvo Plaxton 11 litre

Mileage: More miles than the Millenium Falcon

Windows: Yes, lots.

Wheels: 4 or 6? Maybe more?

Paper work: Mot and Tax till June, HGV license needed

Storage: Carries about 12 bikes in the boot. Plus more cupboards than you can shake a stick at.

Seating: Eight seats in the front, four of which are forward facing and have seat belts, the driver has his own seat.

Rooms: Large lounge area, with far reaching views across the country, any country.

Cooking: Kitchen with four ring hob/sink and mains fridge, possibly a free crate or two of lager.

Bedroom: Sleeping area comprises of six bunk beds in the rear and two double beds in the front, maybe some on the roof?

Price: Offers in the region of £4000

If you are genuinely interested then call Sam on 07766004385
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Here’s what the Dazzler Express looks like


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