Duncan Riffle will be running some new rubber this season. We’re not talking tyres here either. We’re talking jonnies, lubes, sheaths and prophylactics. Yes that’s right the Cannondale rider has picked up sponsorship from Bravo condoms. I know it’s the twenty first century and we should be able to talk about condoms and safe sex in an adult, grown up fashion, but hey, it’s still funny isn’t it?
Like tyres the Bravos will be available in different sizes, tread patterns, wet and dry set ups and with a different sidewall thickness.
Reports that Bravo will be making a latex skin suit have proved false.
The press release is packed full of innuendos including:
“The company is deep rooted in…….”
“We are pumped to have Duncan on the team….I urge you all to charge hard…”
“We hope Duncan will be coming first this season”