It's getting on a bit, body work has seen better days, chassis is warped, joints are loose, leaky sump, makes funny noises, smokes a bit and only does ten to the gallon, but enough about me let's talk about the Dirt van.

Actually Old Red, the Dirt Van, is showing it's age too and I fear she is not long for this earth or MOT station.

With that in mind I thought you lot could use your MS paint skills and give her an overhaul so she can go out on a high. I'll post them all up in a gallery and the best one will win the van or a sticker, which ever one I can get in an envelope, it's probably going to be a sticker.

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dirtvan1

Here's your blank canvas.

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pimpedvan1

Something like this maybe?

Email your works of art to Billy

 

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dirtvan1

Tom Schreurs

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dirtvan1-1

Barry Lunden/Welp Winston

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dirt-1

Paul Crowley

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dirt

Sam Taters.

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dirtvan1_edited-2

Eddie Pugh: Here is my take on how the dirt van should look! Rat look maybe?

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You-Dirty-Old-Van-(1)

Jason Taylor reckons: "What with the Dirt van being so sought after by the ladies, I thought Megan Fox from the Transformers movie might like to give it a 'go'. After all, young ladies do like a dirty old van!"

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dirt funny copy

Joe Watts and Peaty and Minnaar (with a rope todger?) and some beer!

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dirtosphere

Simone says: "Let her rest in peace!"

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BacktoTheDirt

Sean "Prawn" Tracy. Back to the Dirty Future.

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dirtvanspace

Peter Ballin. The final frontier for dirt :)

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dirtwars

Andreas Bichler. Dirt Wars.

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retro van

Žiga Krajnc from Slovenia with a Retro Van.

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CAT copy

Tom Bentley with a lowrider.

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664339_3627671105406_1268994166_o

Keith Doran. "A bit of Duck tape and your sorted!!!"

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FreeVector-Charlie-Sheen-Drug-Vector

Yannick Garric: Well being in South of France should be an all year round sunshine with infinite options for riding...So when we have more than 2 days of grey and rainy weather our mind start to get a bit...well you know...

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dirtvandouglas

Douglas Johnstonbaugh. Got to be in the running for the sticker prize with this effort I reckon.

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dirtvan1

Conrad Taylor. Set her to sea like the Vikings did with their dead!

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dirtvan delire_edited-1

Douglas Johnstonbaugh. The future Dirt van?

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dirtvan_alleebenen

Philipp Brüschke. DirtTV...an. Geddit?!

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DirtVan

Julian Proudfoot reckons the best way to finish off Big Red is: "Nuke the van from orbit, it's the only way to be sure...or, if my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour...you're gonna see some serious shit..."

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dirtvan.2

Paul Haysom with a double ender!

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Untitled-1

Nick Wood. Bikes, beers, babes, flames and some road kill, nice!

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dirtvan1 copy

Matt Aldridge. Lowrider.