We picked numerous winners for this competition, but when it came down to it nobody could get there artistic arse down to the Dirt HQ. That is except for David Jaquin, even though he lives in Leeds he was keen as mustard to come down to Wales and throw some paint on to the old girl.

He arrived today and got straight down business, the business of putting the kettle on and cracking out the Yorkshire tea that is.

Keep tuned to see the magical transformation from ugly duckling in to a beautifully pimped swan.

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Dave at the local paint shop, do they do gold?

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davebuffingcaddy

After a lot of elbow grease he finally removes all the cow shit.