howies tee of the week - Dirt

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howies tee of the week

This weeks howies T-shirt of the Week is ‘A Snails’ House’.

Oh to be a snail. It must be cool to carry your house around on
your back.

No mortgage, no grumpy landlord, no strings, no ties.
Just an awesome pad that goes wherever you go.

A snails’ home is truly his castle.

(Designed by Chris Gray)

Two snails once mugged a slug friend of mine, the slug went to the police station to report the crime.
The police officer said “Can you give me a description of your attackers?”
“Not really said the slug, it all happened so quickly”

Oh, the old ones are the gold ones don’t you reckon?

Anyway if you want to make this tee yours send a picture of a snail to Billy, funniest snail pulled out of the slimy Dirt hat wins the tee.

Last week my inbox crashed with simple emails from all over the globe and elsewhere, but the Dirt Number Nipple Generator thing picked out somebody called John from London who I think won it for his lady friend. (send me a pic when you get the tee, and I’ll post it up).

howies tee of the week


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