I remember last bonfire night me and my mate got caught by the police, he was drinking battery acid and I was smoking fireworks, they charged him but let me off.

We've got to start with a firework display, Dirt's Your Neck correspondent Phil Read sent in this record breaking beauty...

...the happy German disco tune makes this near fatal eye brow singing explosion quite fun.

Another Phil Read find....design your own bike. I knocked up this beauty in 10 seconds, rides like a dream.

Click BikeCAD to design your very own machine.

foureyes
foureyes

Four your eyes only

Holy hail stones!

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Yeh man!

wtfevo
wtfevo

WTF?

Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer - Straight Outta Surrey

robot1
robot1

Robot of the week.

Japanese Spiderman

riotmarita
riotmarita

Rat/weasel thing of the week.

nzrailway
nzrailway

No photoshopping here, the recent earthquake in New Zealand, 7.0 on Richter scale, bent these rails with out disrupting the surroundings.

Athur Brown-Fire

The Prodigy - Firestarter

Chilli Peppers covering Jimi's Fire.