Okay, you probably know by now that it's not wives but bicycles we're talking about here, maybe we will do a wives edition one day.

Here's a random selection of the cycles that Dirt readers are currently ragging around on at the moment.

If you want your pride and joy to feature here then simply post her up over on the Dirt Forum.

orangeblood
orangeblood

ridekonastuff "Here is my new bike 2009 15" Orange Blood"

commencalti
commencalti

christiaan and his Absolute

nomad
nomad

Turpy "This is my 09 Nomad it climbs great and descends even better great fun to ride...loves it"

kona
kona

Mr Jelly "My DH toy, Kona Stinky Deluxe."

evil-revolt
evil-revolt

rab_elliott "Waited around 12weeks for this machine. Finally got it built and it rides better than it looks."

specialized1
specialized1

Gogzee "My Enduro with Atlas Bars,Straitline stem,Atomlab pedals and command post bought on the back of Jone's review and a downsize from a Sunday"

lapierre
lapierre

Andya and his Spicy.

intense1
intense1

Starz and his M3

demo
demo

james691 "Old bomber. '06 Demo 8. still flies! "

specialized2
specialized2

Swadd1er "My Demo for 2010 at 37.25 lbs"

joens
joens

joedaho says:

"...NS Core post blingification. A season in Whistler ruined local riding for me, so to ease the financial pain and keep things interesting, I sold the DH bike, DJ bike, XC bike and combined them all! Its already had a pasting down some Mid Wales DH, been round the pumptrack and over the trails. I just need to put in a long XC ride before its got all the boxes ticked.

Loving it so far, and hopefully before the summer is out I'll have raced DH, XC and 4X all on the same bike. Ace!"