We ask World Cup rider Josh Bryceland what he would like for Christmas.

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Josh: "All I want for christmas is a pair of bloody slippers, I've already told my girlfriend this though and I wish the bugger would hurry up. Hate cold feet!"

Since Josh is known as "Ratboy" I reckon these rat slipperz would be perfect.
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Ratty Slipperz
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...and I'll tell you what isn't my favorite christmas song: that Slade one. My primary school overplayed it so bad its turned me into a proper bah humbug.