I had a visit this morning…

I woke up this morning to find the man below giving me the evil eye from the side of my bed. I’ve come to the conclusion that the order in which you consume alcohol and kebabs is highly important to the way you feel the next day, just like the old adage ‘beer before wine and you’ll feel fine, wine before beer and you’ll feel queer’. Normally if I feel fine if I have a kebab at the end of a heavy session, but after last nights experimentation of starting with a kebab I can safely say that it’s not something that I’ll be trying again. I feel like death…and not even the warmed up kind!


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