I am slowly going crazy - Dirt

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I am slowly going crazy

…one two three four five six switch…crazy going slowly am I, six five four three two one switch…

I thought trying to figure women out was difficult and could drive you to the nut house. Well pal I tell you what…give me a chick any day…in fact I’ll trade you your lady for the instruction manual for my new camera. If you can figure out how the damn thing works then you can have your lady back and the camera as your prize.

Screw technology. Where’s my paints and easel?


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