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Friday Richard III Randoms

Friday Richard III Randoms

Billy Thackray Billy Thackray

Friday Randoms this week is brought to you from a carpark in Leicestershire and contains 100% horsemeat.


Dirt Tea boy, Ali-Tea, was working on a hunch that the daily rate for a Leicestershire NCP car park is £18.50 per day. Richard III has been there 192,649 days. He therefore owes £3,564,006.50.


You are what you eat. I’m so hungry I could eat a Findus Beef Lasagne.

First up I’d like a pair of underpants coated with this stuff, then a bike frame.

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North Korean Where’s Wally?

First this…

Beyoncé no like puny humans!

…then this.

I don’t harbour any resentment against timelapses.


Happy carb.

Ever wondered how astronauts wash their hands?


The new Ikea sofa pig. You might come out in a rasher though.

Rock ‘n’ Roll Heaven gains Troggs main man Reg Presley this week. RIP Reg.

Have a good weekend folks!

  1. ddmonkey

    Quality. I nearly sprayed soup over my desk watching the Beyonce singalongadingdongdooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  2. nojzilla

    i’m guessing that non stick stuff aint clear enough for goggles or some body would’ve produced them all ready???

  3. Nick

    Screw the underpants and frame. How do i coat my dog in that stuff?

  4. onion

    Screw your dog Nick [not literally], my wife wants some for her hair, face and chest…

  5. iron bike tyson

    I want some for the tracks in the Forest

  6. paulhaysom

    Something like this is being developed to be used in toothpaste – true story!

  7. lycralover

    I want some for my slip-n-slide! Land speed record here I come…

  8. Craig B

    I am thinking of some of that stuff for the toilet bowl.

  9. jimbo

    Fuck kashima coating, some of this will do fine on my forks please.

  10. Skootur

    Billy, I have no idea if its already been in a Friday randoms but please put this in next weeks…


    I first saw it about a week ago and I just cannot get it out of my head!!! (Even to the point of humming it at work whilst having no internet access.) If that’s not a perfect endorsement for a random I don’t know what is!

    1. billy

      Ha, Beaker(?) at his finest!

  11. Darren

    Is Beyonce taking styling tips from Madonna? What a mess


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